like the one where you came into a little bit of money and then you wake up and wander around the house in your sleepy state all happy because you can buy some dumb shit online, and then it hits you about 45 minutes later that no you can’t, because it was just a dream, and also you’re broke.
next time you run into that haunted house/bookstore and don’t want to leave no matter how much i beg you, i’m just gonna leave your scrawny ass there. i’ll find the one-eyed salesman with the blue cow/dog myself.
melissa is probably tina fey’s biggest fan.
hmwt:
While waiting for my wife to get out of the shower, I cued up the next episode of 30 Rock (which we are finally just now getting around to watching- so many seasons on dvd it rules getting into a show way late basically), and I noticed these two fine gentlemen looking right into the camera. Not only do they look ridiculous, but they also stare into your soul. Their gaze follows you around the room.
Ok bye.
this is what i saw when i got out of the shower. it was kind of creepy.
i’m bored as shit and i realized that dogs fucking LOVE “sweet escape” - if you have a dog, please put it on and see if they’ll “sing.”
examples of my “research” can be found here.
someday, tiny friend.
my package was shipped from los angeles to los angeles, so why the fuck are you taking it to chino? what are you doing? stop it.
pigtails on thursday. this is the last time this is happening.
puppytime!
frilled shark. i hate the ocean and it’s stupid prehistoric creatures. (click-thru for video)
