petitchaton.

i didn't get pukey drunk!

but i got to see my favorite ladies and have a really good time and hug a lot of people and there’s really silly pictures involving a dick pimp cane…thank you so much, all of you, for sending me off to marriageland USA with a really good time with some of the best women i’ve ever met.

dear new neighbor,

thanks for being a bitch while my parents were over. i’m glad that our family friend put you in your place. it’s okay if you don’t want to turn your television down. it’s about to get really loud over here anyways. i think i forgot to tell you that 11 girls are coming over for a bachelorette party. whoops.

have a good night. it sounds like you’re really enjoying watching nascar by yourself at full volume up there.

xoxo,

genevieve

my ps3 netflix streaming disc came today!

THIS IS AWESOME! IT IS THE BEST THING EVER! AND IT WAS FREE!

my parents are jerks.

i knew something was up when i heard laughter in the background after they called and woke me up this morning. they said they were going to grab me for breakfast, but then noon rolled around and i figured i should call. they’re in manhattan beach with family friends on their way to ikea, but they’re picking me up later to go booze shopping for the wedding.

i love my family, even though they’re buttholes who didn’t take me to their fancypants brunch haha laughy funtime with our friends. i jest. my parents are awesome. i just want to see them sooner rather than later because i’m a spoiled brat who hasn’t seen her dad in almost 5 months.

that’s one of the best parts about getting married…you get to see people that you love and spend some time with them. pretty great when you’re normally 3,000 miles away from each other.

also, booze.

i'm up, i'm up.

you all conspire against me. my parents got in last night. they want me to go to ikea with them. nnnnnnnnnng. i am so sleepy, i just want to get back under the covers because i’m fussy and lazy and i don’t waaaaanna.