all of the female spectacled bears at the leipzig zoo have lost the majority of their fur for unknown reasons. vets are stumped as to what’s causing the problem. (they look like yao guai to me…)
petitchaton.
this is probably my favorite thing google has ever done.
this is why i'm fat dot com
i’m laying on my couch in my pajamas (it’s 4:43pm) eating handfuls of watermelon airheads (fuck you, lack of trick or treaters) and organizing playlists for the wedding. there’s no way i’m doing a GPOYW like this.
an accurate summarization of the female gender if i’ve ever seen one.
i didn’t think they were going to get here before the wedding, but the awesome chick who works at the wedding shop put a rush on these and didn’t tell me and i’m in love with her forever now.
my boobs need this product!
this isn’t meant to be offensive, but i don’t understand why this wasn’t just reblogged with an added photo, instead of made as a different post of the same content with a (via) link that isn’t to the original post.
i need a dumblr break, this wedding shit is making me stress about the internet. wtf.
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tegan & sara - alligator.
don’t know how i’m feeling about sainthood yet…
shiloh pepin, “the mermaid girl,” passed away on the 23rd. she was a really strong little girl - hardly anyone born with sirenomelia lives a few days, let alone 10 years. click through for more info.
lemon stealing whore!
the funniest porn i’ve ever seen in my entire life. i really enjoy pornography that doesn’t take itself seriously. not at all safe for work.
“we haven’t looked at our lemon tree for a whole ten seconds…”
“HEY! WHAT THE FUCK!”
this dick is fiiiiiiire, this dick is waaaaaaater, it’s gonna heat you uppppp, now gon’ gon’ cool you offfffff.
